I’m glad that Bilbo Baggins exists
Because in the book, the dude was pretty firmly middle aged when his crazy-ass adventure started
He was settled down in the house that belonged to his parents and had done precisely jack shit with his life
It gives me hope that maybe some nutcase wizard will eventually show up and be like yo
you’re a burglar now
don’t even care that you didn’t roll rogue homie we got dragons to slay and kingdoms to save
tokyoflashback asked: Robots who discover catcalling but instead of shouting out random, sexist, vulgar things at women they call out really cute advice n compliments and stuff
"THE COLORS YOU HAVE CHOSEN TO WEAR TODAY COMPLIMENT EACH OTHER NICELY."
"THE FLOWER DESIGN ON YOUR WATER BOTTLE IS VERY CUTE DO NOT FORGET TO DRINK EIGHT EIGHT-OUNCE PORTIONS OF WATER A DAY TO STAY HEALTHY."
"MAKE SURE TO REST FOR A MINIMUM OF EIGHT HOURS TONIGHT SO YOU FEEL HAPPY AND REFRESHED IN THE MORNING!"
Spent an hour scanning these marked-up proofs because the pages kept getting caught in the machine over and over (and over and over). Finally finished scanning and told the machine to release the file. The machine froze.
I am going to go get lunch, now.
I just realized something horrible about the latest iteration of Twitch Plays Pokémon.
When they beat the Elite 4, the story continues after the credits in order to reach Red.
Which means they need to make sure to hit “continue” when they get back to the menu screen.
If they don’t, the game will start over. It will all be lost. @_@
Heeee hee hee heeheeheehee…!